In light of the economy... (I just had to share)

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and her jobs as a social worker and school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."


(I am not a huge fan of Obama, and if you are, I am not meaning to offend you or anyone else. I just thought this was funny.)

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